chokedbby:

im tired can i sit on ur cock

how u wake up horny on easter?? was that what jesus wanted?

Knowing you have something good to read before bed is among the most pleasurable of sensations.

— Vladimir Nabokov (via drunk-on-books)

ieg:

do i look like i have time for this

schickedanz:

Abgenutzte Blumenwiese.